my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
i am three years behind in my math homework
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
girl: be rough with me ;)
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*